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Archive for November 28th, 2007

Look at the First Letter and Guess at the Rest

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny ipromoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe and the biran fguiers it out aynawy!

Spell Check

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a work
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong or write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased to no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Narcissistic Poem

A Poem About Someone with MPD and/or Schizophrenia:

I love myself,
I think I’m grand.
When I goto the movies,
I hold my hand.
I put my arm around my waist,
And when I get fresh, I slap my face!

The World is Going Crazy

You know the World is going crazy when:

  • The Best Rapper is a White guy
  • The Best Golfer is a Black guy
  • The Tallest player in the NBA is Chinese
  • The Swiss hold the American Cup
  • France is accusing the US of Arrogance
    And
  • Germany doesn’t want war