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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator…

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”

2. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
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A Poem About Someone with MPD and/or Schizophrenia:

I love myself,
I think I’m grand.
When I goto the movies,
I hold my hand.
I put my arm around my waist,
And when I get fresh, I slap my face!

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