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15 BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN LAS VEGAS

1. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the construction barrels.

2. Turn signals are just clues as to your next move in road battle; so never use them.

3. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you no matter how fast you’re going. Continue reading 15 BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN LAS VEGAS

Vegas Driving Rules

1. First, it’s pronounced LOSS-VAYGUS. It doesn’t matter how they say it in other places.

Nevada is not ne voh dah….its ne vA dah

2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Las Vegas has it’s own set of traffic rules. There’s no book about them. All you can do is get in your car and hope you survive to learn them.

Hint: 10 mph over posted is a good rule of thumb, but see Rule 8.

3. All directions start with, “Go down 95…’cause you don’t want to get on I-15.” Continue reading Vegas Driving Rules